Friday, May 30, 2008

nazis on steroids

So I wrote this for the school paper about everyone's favorite homoerotic spectacle, pro wrestling. Check it out, if you must (my editor kind of chopped it). More importantly, after I had interviewed the wrestlers and went to two events near Troutdale I was doing some extra research on the internet on the gang I focused the article on, The Illuminati.

turns out, they are likely nazis. Below is my internet found evidence. Tell me what YOU think.




EXHIBIT A:


Wade Hess' (member of Illuminati) myspace page

note the American History X banner. Not to incriminating because the film isn't really "pro-nazis" but plenty of racists latch onto it for the same reasons many dumb republicans like the colbert report.




EXHIBIT B:



Here is a pic of Wage Reichten with accompanying text "wage in war"



note the botched pun.





EXHIBIT C:



here is derek drexyl, manager of the Illuminati as him and Wade Hess manhandles a microphone together.


note the fucking swastika on drexyl's arm.





EXHIBIT D:



Another Hess myspace gem, with the quote, "two of the worlds greatest world leaders!"



note the lazy comparison often made by delusional people of both political persuasions followed by the unrepentant affirmation, that yes, according to Hess, Bush's perceived proximity to hitler's leading style is a good thing.





EXHIBIT E:



note his utter disregard for sharing.





AND FINALLY, EXHIBIT F:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lidWpE3I14o

wage can be seen here hailing hitler.

in his defense, he was pretty nice in person. can nazis be polite?

also, i might add that these guys were constantly talking about how there is NO difference between their wrestling characters, and their outside-of-ring-personas. I touch on that in my article.

so, do YOU think they are nazis?